Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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