chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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