my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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