Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
