I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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