You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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