that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize
