Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I am naked and annoyed.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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