"it" just moved
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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