Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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