Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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