I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
