have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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