would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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