More tranny stories later!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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