Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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