Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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