After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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