Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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