oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
