its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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