Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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