i was rollin on her like bob the builder
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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