Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
what is it with giant penises always finding me
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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