I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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