Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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