too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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