i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Girls should come with a carfax report
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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