Is it normal to miss your booty call?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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