I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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