Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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