I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
mondays should just be called national damage control day
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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