Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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