I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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