Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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