Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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