I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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