I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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