He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You don't make any sense
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