Christians are straight up FREAKS
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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