The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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