dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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