is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
zippers are such a cool invention
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Randomize
