halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
