guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
