I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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