I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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