Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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