I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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