so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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